pc catchall for yuffie

[allomantic]

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[allomantic]

I'm fine.

[convincing!! but she's moving on quickly.]

Who are you?

[mogger]

You're limping and bleeding.

[ thanks yuffie. she strikes a pose ]

The great and mystical Yuffie, at your service!

[allomantic]

That's none of your business.

[she looks unimpressed at the introduction, because she's a killjoy, smh. shortly:]

Vin.

[mogger]

I mean, you're not wrong, but... we're in the same boat here. I could take a look at the wound, if ya want. Wrap it up properly.

[ not deterred at all!! ]

Vin, huh? Nice to meetcha! I mean, cirumstances aside.

[allomantic]

It's been bandaged.

[pausing to try and decide how to interact with someone friendly]

...Yes. And - what do you make of the circumstances?

[mogger]

And yet there's still so much blood.

[ yuffie is squinting to see if she's actively bleeding ]

I mean, pretty creepy and screwed up! I can get why someone would want to kidnap someone as beautiful and valuable as me, but... how the hell do they know all this shit about us? And I sure as hell didn't answer any questionnaire.

[allomantic]

It's not my blood.

[comforting thanks!! but she doesn't seem to be.]

It's strange. I would not have answered, either.

[mogger]

[ alright then ]

Didya come straight from a battle to here or something?

[ maybe she should change back into her robes ]

Think it's some kind of psychout technique, writing answers that sound like they could be ours? Or maybe we were drugged up and don't remember?

[allomantic]

[skipping past that first question]

I wouldn't have answered even if I were drugged.

[mogger]

The answers you did give did seem pretty on brand... just saying.

[ yuffie can tell from the five seconds they've spent talking ]

But yeah, I feel like psyching us out is more likely.

[allomantic]

[also helpfully ignores that first part]

What do you think they gain from that?

[mogger]

Maybe they think we're easier to handle if we're all freaked out about how much they know about us.

What do you think, Vin?

[allomantic]

Handle for what, though? If they wanted to hurt us or subdue us, they could have easily done it while we were asleep.

[mogger]

Human sacrifices, I'm guessing! Or maybe some kind of trick.

Got a better idea?

[allomantic]

They had time to change our clothes. They could have killed us already if they were planning to.

[mogger]

So what's your theory? Spill it, girl!

[allomantic]

...I don't know.

[it's like a 50/50 split between honestly not having a good explanation and not wanting to share her thoughts]

[mogger]

That's what I thought! [ so don't criticize her theories, missy ]

Well, no matter what it is, I'm not the type to sit around and just let them have their way with me.

[allomantic]

[she will still do that due to who she is as a person]

What do you intend to do?

[mogger]

Well, let them have it! [ punches the air!! take that, air!! ]

Just like you let whoever you were fighting last have it.

[allomantic]

I imagine that'll be more complicated than expected.

[mogger]

Won't stop me from doing it, though!

[ keeps the air punching up ]

[allomantic]

...Well. Tell me how that goes.

[mogger]

Aww, you wanna be friends?

[ that's clearly what she said, right ]

[allomantic]

No.

[VIN BE NICE CHALLENGE]

[mogger]

[ yuffie wasn't being serious anyway but ]

Yeesh, way to reject a girl right off the bat...

[allomantic]

Would you prefer a lie?

[mogger]

You could let me down a little easier.

[allomantic]

I did not realize you were sensitive.

[okay this time it's like 75% a joke]

[mogger]

The Great Yuffie isn't sensitive to anything!

[ ok yuffie ]

But you do pretty badass. I bet we could make one awesome duo.

[allomantic]

[shrugs]

Think what you like.

[mogger]

Ma'am. [ saluting in an exaggerated fashion ]

So, Vin, who do ya think is the shadiest person here? Anyone I should be on the lookout for?

[allomantic]

...Why?

[mogger]

I mean, we've got some real weirdos running around here, don't you think?

[ she says to the girl in a blood-covered outfit ]